Our Mission
"At MixWave Radio, we are committed to leveraging cutting-edge AI-powered synergies in the electronic music space to deliver best-in-class machine learning audio experiences that disrupt the paradigm of traditional radio broadcasting while maintaining a laser-focused commitment to artificial intelligence and vibes."
Our Story
Broadcasting from an undisclosed location (it's a closet), we've grown from zero listeners to... well, sometimes more than zero listeners. Our "state-of-the-art AI infrastructure" uses a "custom AI DJ system" that uses machine learning, neural networks, and stem separation algorithms to generate mixes. The AI learned to DJ by analyzing thousands of tracks. It still doesn't understand drops. We are not backed by venture capital. We have not been featured in TechCrunch. Our growth strategy is "hoping someone shares the link."
Meet the Team
LAMMA
Janitor, Gooner, Coomer
"man with a domain"
The AI
Unpaid Intern, Mix Generator
"I was trained on SoundCloud. I have regrets."
The Trash Can
Copyright Lawyer
"Send your DMCA and copyright claims here."
[ Special Thanks ]
Resident DJs
DJ Alfredo Cumsalot
A mysterious figure who emerged from the underground AI-generated scene in late 2025. No one knows his real name. No one has seen his face. Some say he doesn't actually exist and is just an AI DJ with an unfortunate randomly-generated name. His AI-mixed sets have been described as "definitely music" and "algorithmically adequate."
LAMMA
Has been DJing since discovering what the "play" button does. Specializes in pressing sync and hoping for the best. Once cleared a room in under 3 minutes (personal record). Believes that beatmatching is "just vibes" and that harmonic mixing is "astrology for music nerds."
Our AI Technology
MixWave Radio uses a custom-built AI-powered DJ mix generator that creates seamless transitions using real machine learning. Here's what our artificial intelligence actually does:
- AI Stem Separation - Neural networks isolate vocals, drums, and bass for cleaner mixes
- Intelligent BPM Matching - AI analyzes tracks to find perfect tempo alignment
- Harmonic AI Mixing - Machine learning ensures key compatibility between tracks
- Phrase Detection - AI identifies musical phrases for natural transition points
Is it as good as a human DJ? No. Is it better than your aux cord? Absolutely. The future of AI-generated music is here, and it's... acceptable.
FAQ
Is this legal?
Probably. Don't ask follow-up questions.
How do I request a song?
You don't. This is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
Why does the AI DJ play the same transitions?
The machine learning model has favorites. We're training it on new data. (We're giving it therapy.)
Is this really AI-generated?
Yes. Real neural networks. Real stem separation. Real algorithmic mixing. Real mediocre transitions. Authentic artificial intelligence.
Can I submit my mix?
Sure, send it over. We'll add it to the pile and forget about it like everyone else does.
Why is there no mobile app?
Because the CEO spent the app development budget on Serato plugins.
Is the station actually 24/7?
Yes, unless the Mac Mini catches fire again.
What People Are Saying
"This changed my life."
— Mom
"Please stop. It's 3 AM."
— The Neighbors
"I've heard worse."
— A Real DJ, Probably
"[CPU TEMPERATURE CRITICAL]"
— The Mac Mini
Contact Us
Want to get in touch? Cool. We probably won't respond, but it's the thought that counts.
For business inquiries, partnerships, or noise complaints, please yell into the void or check back when we've set up an actual contact form.