Congratulations on being one of the 3 people who've ever clicked this link. Your dedication to reading legal disclaimers is both admirable and concerning.
Terms of Service
By using MixWave Radio, you agree to the following:
- You will not complain about song selection. The AI is sensitive.
- You acknowledge that "24/7" is more of a goal than a promise.
- You will not attempt to sue us. We have $14 and a Mac Mini.
- You accept that your music taste will be judged silently.
- You will tell at least one friend about us (please, we need listeners).
- You understand that vibes are non-refundable.
Privacy Policy
What we collect: Basically nothing. We can see how many people are listening. That's it. We don't know who you are, where you live, or what you're doing while listening to our station. Frankly, we'd like to keep it that way.
Cookies: We might use cookies. We honestly don't remember. If we do, they're the boring analytics kind, not the delicious kind.
Third parties: We don't sell your data because we don't have your data. Also, nobody's buying.
GDPR compliance: If you're in Europe, you have rights. We support that. We also have no idea what data we'd even give you if you asked. It's probably just a number that says "1 listener" next to a timestamp.
Copyright Notice
All music played on MixWave Radio belongs to its respective artists, labels, and rights holders. We're just here to press play and hope for the best.
If you're a rights holder and have concerns, please reach out. We'll respond as soon as our legal team gets back from their other job (there is no legal team, it's just the CEO googling things).
We operate under the ancient legal doctrine of "vibes" and the assumption that artists appreciate exposure. If this assumption is incorrect, we apologize and will remove content faster than our AI can butcher a transition.
Disclaimer
MixWave Radio is provided "as is" which is legal speak for "if something breaks, that's unfortunate."
We are not responsible for:
- Sudden urges to dance at inappropriate times
- Neighbors who don't appreciate house music at 3 AM
- Existential crises caused by AI-generated transitions
- Lost productivity due to extended listening sessions
- The Mac Mini's emotional state
- Your ears, should they fall off
Broadcast License
Do we have a broadcast license? Great question. Next question.
(We're working on it. Probably. The CEO keeps saying "I'll get to it" which historically means it will happen somewhere between tomorrow and never.)
Changes to This Policy
We reserve the right to update this page whenever we feel like it, which is rarely. If we make changes, we won't notify you because let's be honest, you're never coming back to this page. You only clicked it by accident or out of morbid curiosity.
Legal Inquiries
For legal inquiries, please send a formal letter to our legal department. Just kidding, there's no legal department. Send an email or something. We'll panic and then respond.
Last updated: Whenever this was written. Time is a construct.
Randy Clause
By scrolling this far, you acknowledge Randy. Randy is always watching. Randy is always drilling. This is not a threat, it's just a fact. Randy has no official role here but we're legally required to mention him in all documentation.